Bottom Feeder News Headquarters (BFN) – Today we were bombarded with a slew of hateful words, words so foul that we do not wish to share them here with you.
In response to these vile comments we here at Bottom Feeder News have to say that we are so damn proud. Look Mom, we made it!
To all the other haters please send your complaints to the following address:
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Your Facebook Feed (BFN) – Today, Facebook released a statement offering their thoughts and prayers for the actions they have taken to undermine society and the democratic process.
“Our thoughts and prayers are with society, their families, and everyone effected by our intentional actions.”
We reached out to Facebook inquiring about what actions they plan to take moving forward, but they failed to respond.
According to Sony, Fall Guys is the most downloaded PS Plus game of all time.
White House (BFN) – Reports indicate that President Trump is looking to employ Fall Guys with the hope that one day they may take the fall for his next scandal.
“President Trump has reached out Mediatonic in regards to purchasing Fall Guys,” says our White House insider.
We reached out to Mediatonic, but have yet to hear back. More as this story develops.
World’s Edge (BFN) – The release of sixth season of Apex Legends was met with some controversy. Many gamers, including William Dobbs took to Twitter to voice his frustration.
“The new TTK won’t let me feel good by destroying noobs or people with jobs”, William Dobbs tweeted.
Well despite this, the 10 followers of Dobbs’ Twitch channel have confirmed having seen Dobbs playing Apex several times after the tweet.
We reached out to William for a comment, but have yet to hear back. More as this story develops.
White House (BFN) – President Trump remarked in passing that he misses cheat codes in video games and we’d have to agree! Cheat Planet and CheatCC were staples back in their heyday.
However, we have our limits. This remark from President Trump reestablishes a pattern from the President that he is indeed a cheater.
For all the news you need to know, make sure to check BFN often.
San Francisco, CA (BFN) – George Hubert, age 29 was recently let go from his job after he rage quit during a company Zoom meeting. Hubert was sitting in on a crucial meeting with higher-ups when out of nowhere he started experiencing lag. Unable to comprehend anything from the meeting, Hubert’s frustration mounted until he finally picked up the monitor and smashed it up against the wall. Footage from the Zoom meeting reveals Hubert yelled,
“F*ck you, you stupid piece of f*cking shit”
We’ve all been there, George, we’ve all been there.
Tucson, Arizona (BFN) – Fred Robinson was just dealt a crushing blow in Call of Duty: Warzone. He and his squadmates were one of the two remaining teams when all of sudden they were ambushed and left utterly defeated by the enemy team. Robinson, age 35 who purchased a PlayStation 4 with his Stimulus check proceeded to blame his loss on the “leftist media”.
“Stupid leftist media and those elite liberals with their PC builds,” Robinson shouted.
His squadmates agreed and then proceeded to ready up to enter the next game.
Washington D.C. (BFN) – A scary incident this morning as NORAD mistook an 11-year-olds PlayStation 4 for an F-16 Fighter Jet.
“We picked up a sonic wave coming from the D.C. metro area. The noise was akin to enemy fighter jets.”
Fortunately, Just before NORAD scrambled their own fighter jets, it was uncovered the noise was actually stemming from your average PlayStation 4.
Turns out neighborhood boy Dylan Reiley was just installing his early copy of Ghosts of Tsushima.
Washington D.C (BFN) – Early reports from the White House indicate that President Trump is looking to blame the United States’ current coronavirus predictament on video games.
The Trump Administation plans to blame violent video games for “teaching the virus everything it knows”.
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The Trump Administration is dedicating 1.3 Billion in federal money to finally put an end to a disease that has plagued gamers for years – lag.
Lag has accounted for numerous broken controllers, many lost matches, and of course too many deaths to keep track of.
The Trump Administration is hoping to have a cure by the end of the year.
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Recently, we had the privilege of sitting down and speaking with Ellie, the protagonist of critically acclaimed PlayStation 4 game, The Last of Us 2.
BFN: Hello Ellie, how are you? Thank you so much for joining us.
Ellie: I’m glad to be here, thanks for having me.
BFN: So it’s been almost seven years since The Last of Us was first released – what were your thoughts when you heard about the sequel.
Ellie: I always knew it was in the works. We are talking video games here and when there is a successful IP, studios usually want to see more. I was onboard as long as the original crew was coming back, there were more stories to tell, and of course if I saw the right dollar amount.
BFN: Were you at all hesitant about doing a sequel? The first one seemed to wrap up really nicely.
Ellie: I had a few reservations in the beginning, but those went away after I read the script.
BFN: How did you prepare for The Last of Us 2?
Ellie: I hit the gym quite a bit and probably ate more then I ever have. They set me up with a dietician and a trainer so I wasn’t alone.
BFN: What can you tell us about Ellie in the sequel?
Ellie: Well, for starters she’s still a badass. However, in some ways shes grown and in others not so much.
BFN: Have you had a chance to play The Last of Us 2 yet?
Ellie: No, not yet.
BFN: PS5 or Xbox Series X?
Ellie: PS5, dub.
BFN: What can you tell us about a possible The Last of Us 3?
Ellie: You’ll just have to wait and see.
BFN: Thank you so much for taking the time to speak with us, we really appreciate it!
Ellie: Of course, anytime.
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My Country (BFN) – The console wars have begun and one Xbox Series X whose mother never loved him hurled a cruel and ultimately asinine insult towards the Sony PlayStation 5. We screen grabbed the tweet before it was deleted.
New York, NY (BFN) – Just a few days ago, Twitch suspended President Trump citing “hateful conduct”, now Facebook is looking to swoop in and offer the President a lucrative deal that would let him stream exclusively with Facebook Gaming.
“The President aligns perfectly with what we believe here at Facebook,” said a Facebook spokesperson who had a gun pointed to her head by Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg.
No word yet on whether President Trump will make the switch over to Facebook Gaming, but be sure to check BottomFeederNews often for the latest on all the news you need to know.
Wear a damn mask people!
Twitch Medical School (BFN) – After combing through countless records at every medical school known to man we have uncovered that famed Twitch streamer, Dr. Disrespect, or Guy Beahm is not an actual doctor.
This news comes just as IGN, Gamespot, The Verge, and many others report that Twitch has permanently banned Dr. Disrespect from using their platform. At the time of this story, the reasons for the ban remain unknown. In regards to his ban, Dr Disrespect offered only a vague tweet as seen below:
We do not believe that Dr Disrespect’s permanent ban from Twitch stems from his lack of a Doctorate.
As you are well aware, we here at Bottom Feeder News are all about hard hitting journalism. As such, we have poured hundreds of hours into investigating and several minutes into compiling a list of President Trump’s top five favorite video games. They are as follows:
Ethnic Cleansing is a first person shooter created by the American white supremacist organization, National Alliance. No need to explain why this tops the list as Trump’s favorite game. 
President Trump has actually never played this game, he’s just a really big fan of the title.
A game President Trump still plays every single night. He is particularity fond of Night Trap because of its gratuitous violence and sexual aggression against women.
Donald Trump’s Real Estate Tycoon
Our investigation revealed that President Trump doesn’t actually like playing this game, especially since he is terrible at real estate, but he prefers to just stare at the cover so that he can look at himself. 
President Trump has really taken a liking to Comstock and Columbia. Comstock has even invited Trump to come visit him and Columbia.
Let us know your thoughts on President Trump’s favorite video games in the comment section below.
Founder and leader of Columbia, Zachary Hale Comstock has extended an offer to President Trump to come live with him in the floating city in the sky.
Comstock stated, “President Trump would enjoy our way of life”. Of that we have no doubt, Comstock.
No word yet on whether President Trump will take Comstock up on his offer.
Tokyo, Japan (BFN) – Shortly after the unveiling of the PlayStation 5, Sony PlayStation offered to pay for the funeral proceedings for the Xbox Series X.
Is this a kind gesture or just insult to injury? Let us know in the comments section.
EARTHREALM (BFN) – Mortal Kombat contestant and NYPD Special Riot Control Division officer, Kurtis Stryker believes there is no such thing as police brutality.
“There is no such thing as police brutality. We only have fatalities and occasionally babalities”, Stryker tweeted.
Despite these claims, BFN has secured exclusive video capturing Stryker’s horrific police brutality in action.
For all the news you need to know, check BFN often.
New York, New York (BFN) – A new upcoming Spider-Man DLC is introducing an old, yet powerful organization hell-bent on destruction and misuse of power. Spider-Man will be going toe to taser with the NYPD.
The DLC is set to come out in 2021, if we make it to then.
Your Island (BFN) – We have just received word from your neighbors that they are sick of your shit.
Specifically, other villagers are fed up with all the constant changes, the noises late at night or early in the morning, year-round construction, constantly replacing villagers, the way you look at them when you are near a money tree, and how fast time goes when you’re around.
Rumors suggest that there will be a secret meeting tonight to discuss your immediate removal.
Feeling right at home amongst the current candidates, M. Bison has just announced his bid for the 2020 United States Presidential Election.
According to the official Stree Fighter Wiki, M. Bison’s qualifications include the fact that he is “motivated by his own self-serving interests and lust for absolute power. He is a megalomaniacal and psychopathic dictator and terrorist who seeks to rule the world with an iron fist whilst also being universally regarded as the greatest and most powerful martial artist of all time”.
Furthermore, M. Bison possess “a vast ego and a god complex, however, Bison is physically incapable of feeling empathy for others and even takes pleasure in watching people suffer at his hands, never feeling a shred of regret or remorse for the numerous atrocities that he has committed”.
Wow, sounds familiar.
The Driveway (BFN) – New research from the worlds foremost researchers have concluded that playing 2K is much safer than playing real basketball.
“Our top minds found that when playing NBA 2K there is no risk to the human body – as opposed to the real sport of basketball which is extremely strenuous on the body.”
For more news on NBA 2K be sure to check BFN often.
Your Island (BFN) – We have breaking news that museum curator, Blathers has just been relieved of all his duties.
The news comes from Tom Nook’s daily announcement, who cited Blathers’ propensity for sleeping on the job as the primary reason for being canned.
Rumors suggest Blathers’ sister, Celeste may take up the mantle. More as this story develops.
Mishima Dojo (BFN) – We have received word from an official Tekken spokesperson that this years King of Iron Fist Tournament will proceed as usual despite the COVID-19 outbreak.
“If you’re concerned about a virus then you probably shouldn’t be joining this tournament to begin with”, said the spokesperson.
Let us know in the comments who you think will get thrown off the cliff this year.
Rudy Gobert’s Locker Room (BFN) – In continued pursuit of making the most realistic sports game on earth, 2K sports has decided to implement a “COVID-19” update to NBA 2K20. The update, going into effect immediately, will shut down the game until further notice.
However, the NBA 2K20 COVID-19 update will allow for some content. NBA 2K20 will now allow for Snapchat conversations, player opinions, and the ability to watch old 2K matches.
For the latest news on NBA 2K20 and all the news you need to know, be sure to check back often to BFN.
Last week during their Nintendo Direct mini, Nintendo announced an ARMS character would be joining Super Smash Bros. Ulitmate as part of the latest fighter DLC.
However, it looks like ARMS will be getting DLC in the form of a new Fire Emblem character first.
This paves the way for Nintendo to add another Fire Emblem character to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, it’s a win-win.
Raccoon City (BFN) – We have received word that the world renowned, Umbrella Corporation is working long and hard on securing a vaccine for COVID-19.
“Obviously we have the experience and resources to combat this strand of the coronavirus and we will do everything in our power to eradicate this virus”, said an Umbrella Corporation spokesperson too BottomFeederNews.
Seems like we can all rest easy knowing that Umbrella Corporation is on the job…
Viridian City (BFN) – For the first time ever, the Virdian City Poké Mart is all out of Antidote.
However, the shortage does not seem to be exclusive to Virdian City. Reports are coming in from various cities across Kanto that their respective Poké Marts are all running out of Antidotes.
The shortage seems to be a direct response to the current pandemic. Pokemon trainers are stock piling Antidote in case they or their Pokemon become ill from the virus.
Towns are reassuring people not to panic and to only purchase what they need.
Trainers have found a way to combat COVID-19 by attacking it with the weaknesses typically associated with Zubat.
The attacks are most effective after washing your hands and attacking thin air.
Watching out for flying rocks and random ice beams!
New reports coming from Professor Oak’s Pokémon Talk state that the current coronavirus plaguing the world might have actually originated in Mt. Moon.
It would seem reasonable for COVID-19 to stem from Mt. Moon has the mysterious cave has always been home to Zubat.
Professor Oak recommends trainers stay far away from Mt. Moon and take a break from trying to catch em all.
Unlike our, competitors, friends we’re actually not popular enough to have the game already, but maybe someday.
In the meantime, just get the game – it’s a Pokemon game, you know it’s going to be good.
Which version of the game will you be picking up?
Today, Sony President and CEO, Jim Ryan, revealed that the previously rumored, now confirmed, PlayStation 5 will launch during holiday season 2020.
In addition to detailing the DualShock 5, it was revealed that the PlayStation 4 will be completely remastered on the PlayStation 5.
Sony President commented, “we’re taking remastering to a whole new level”.
For all the latest new on the PlayStation 5, check back to BFN often.
After being released by the Oakland Raiders it didn’t take long for Antonio Brown to land back on his feet. PlayStation just announced, that Mr. Brown will be the new mascot of their beloved Twisted Metal franchise.
Many see this as a good fit as Twisted Metal was formerly represented by Sweet Tooth, another clown.
Rumor suggests Antonio Brown as already received a mysterious letter from an identity simply known as, Calypso.
And it’s the fact that you probably already own the game and all of its DLC content. Well that’s if you’re a sucker like me.
Spider-Man Game Of The Year Edition is available for purchase right now, both in physical and digital format.
Can’t wait for the remastered PlayStation 5 version!
Pallet Town (BFN) – Today President Trump confirmed that his administration had discussed buying the entire Kanto Region from Nintendo.
Rumors of the President looking to purchase Kanto popped up on our radar early last week, but we dismissed them because we figured it was utterly ridiculous. However, speaking to reporters on the S.S. Anne, the President revealed that he indeed asked his administration to look into the possibility of acquiring the Kanto Region.
“It’s just something we’ve talked about,” said President Trump. “Nintendo essentially owns it. We’re very good allies with Nintendo. We’ve protected the Kanto Region during The Great Pokemon War, so the concept came up.”
Nintendo President responded to the President stating, “The Kanto Region is not for sale. It’s not even real.”
Warren MI (BFN) – “It’s just not the same”, lamented William Blake referring to his beloved Pokémon franchise.
“I’ve been a fan of the Pokémon games since Red and Blue, but this latest iteration,” Blake paused, “like I said, it’s just not the same.”
Blake is referring to Pokémon Ultra Sun and Pokémon Ultra Moon. Both of these games implemented a number drastic changes to franchises, such as Z-Power and Z-Moves. As expected some fans enjoyed the changes while others like Blake did not.
However, all is not doom and gloom for the 30 year old man, who maintains a soft spot for his favorite gaming franchise, “that being said, I’m still looking forward to Pokémon Sword and Shield.”
Pokémon Sword and Shield hits stores November 15th for the Nintendo Switch.
Washington (BFN) – White House officials have unveiled to BFN, President Trumps new initiative to tackle the pressing issue of violent video games.
To combat video games and the violent tendencies they seem to instill, tendencies that seem to strictly plague young Caucasian males here in the United States, President Trump plans to erect an “Attack on Titan” type of wall to keep out all video games.
The estimated cost of the wall is said to be around 2 billion VC. Fortunately, the season pass will allow for earlier access of the wall.
Williamsburg Brooklyn (BFN) Folks at Nintendo today unveiled more information regarding the upcoming Pokémon games for the Nintendo Switch. They announced various Galarian forms of Pokémon such as Zigzagoon and its evovolved form Linoone.
The most surpising one seems to be both Koeffing and Weezing getting this treatment. The new forms are gray colour versions of themselves donning mustaches and top hats. They have also gained Fairy as a secondary type.
Nintendo also announced in this new form that their trademark move Smog will be changed to Smug. Not much is known but it is speculated this move will have an air of superiority and may pair well with an IPA beer.
Pokémon Sword and Shield are set to be released this November 15th for the Nintendo Switch.
Grand Island, Nebraska (BFN) – Diana Looney, mother of 17 year old Jayden Looney is blaming video games for her son’s magnificent SAT scores.
“All day, all he does is sit in front of that damn tv, playing his damn video games. From his Civilization five, to his Portal 2, and that damn craft mine or whatever the heck it’s called. I’m telling ya, those games mess with young boys minds, that’s why he did so damn well on that SAT.”
Jayden, standing in the background chuckled at his mother referring to the beloved Minecraft as, craft mine. As for his SAT score, Jayden scored a perfect 1600.
“Yeah I studied a bit. I would give myself an hour to play video games and then follow that up by studying for two hours. Rinse and repeat. Video games kept me motivated.”
Overall, Jayden is an excellent student. Averaging nearly an “A” throughout his first three years in highschool.
“My mom says all I do is play video games, she probably couldn’t be anymore wrong,” Jayden laughed.
Jayden is a member of the basketball team, volunteers at the local animal shelter, and enjoys getting ice cream with his girlfriend. But that’s not to say Jayden doesn’t play video games.
“I do love video games though. They’re fun and engaging. I like solving puzzles, building things from scratch, and of course playing with my friends.”
Mrs. Looney on the other hand wished Jayden’s interests lied in other areas.
“The boy can do what he wants, but them video games are just making him smarter. Then he might get teased and he might leave mama. He should go out and shoot some guns with his cousins. He should pay more attention to his sister, she turning into a cute young thing you know?”
Knowhere (BFN) – Earlier today, BFN intercepted a top secret email that was sent out to some of the top brass over at Electronic Arts.
The email details plans to locate and retrieve all six infinity stones. Key details include:
We’ll have more on this story as it develops.
UPDATE (10:49 a.m): Due to recent events involving Fortnite Champion Kyle “bugha” Giersdorf, we here at Bottomfeeder News would like to emphasize that we do not condone swatting of anykind as it is a deplorable act of violence and can lead to horrible consequences. Whether it be gamer or fly or mosquito or bumblebee or horsefly or gnat or regular bee or hornet, or even a firefly (lightning bug). Swatting should no be celebrated and the IOC should take a long look in the mirror before proceeding.
Mothers Abode (BFN) With the 2020 Olympic games staged in Tokyo right around the corner, it seems that the International Olympic Committee (IOC) has decided to add another event to the lineup.It was just released that there will be a new event will make its way to the summer games with Swatting being the newest addition.
For those unaware, Swatting is a popular activity on the internet where an individual will live stream themselves playing a game (usual on a platform like T****h or Y****be (no free ads)) and unaware to it someone watching the stream will call in some kind of threat that would prompt police presence at the live streamers place of residence.
The IOC has always looked for a way to incorporate the growing popularity of Esports to their historic games.
Very little has been released in terms of competition and a scoring system. Head of social media, Conard Mane put out a release stating :
We are very pleased to annouce Swatting as our new event for the 2020 Olympics games. We are excited to include those competitor gladiators of the mouse and keyboard. We are still in the early stages but we will announce in the coming weeks all the details surrounding the event.
No word yet on how public perception will look torwards the gaming community as another governing body involves themselves with it.
More on this story as it develops.
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