NEW YORK – Despite heavy scrutiny from Washington, President Trump continues his relations with questionable Russian associates.

Sources confirm that late last night Trump was seen meeting with Vladimir Makarov, a well known leader of an Ultra-nationalist terrorist cell. The meeting took place at Trump Tower where reports suggest that the President requested Secret Service to wait for him outside.

If Makarov is up to his old tricks we can assume he asked the President for the nuclear launch codes. If that went awry than we assume Ivanka might be in potential trouble. However, all that is just speculation for now. The real question is how Makarov was able to survive the events of Modern Warfare 3. Perhaps he as awoken from the dead and the situation is far worse than anticipated. Perhaps this is a sign of the pending Zombie Apocalypse.

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