Washington D.C (BFN) We have word coming out of the White House, that President Trump plans to grant clemency to known arsonist, thief, drug dealer, psychopath, and murderer, Tommy Vercetti.
Vercetti was locked up in 2003 for rampaging through the streets of Vice City with a tank. He was finally apprehended when a brave and cunning officer was able to sneak up to the tank and forcibly remove him.
Given the magnitude of Vercetti’s crimes, many questions why President Trump would pardon such a man.
“The President should know better, this is grossly irresponsible. Vercetti is a deranged individual and there is a high probability that he will commit similar crimes again,” said Terri host of popular Vice City radio station, Flash FM.
The White House addressed the issue with the following statement,
“While this Administration will always be very tough on crime, it believes that those who have paid their debt to society and worked hard to better themselves while in prison deserve a second chance.”
President Trump personally addressed Terri’s comments by tweeting that Terri and all other employees from Flash FM were banned from visiting the White House.
Vercetti will most likely be released before the end of the year, having served only 15 years of a double life sentence.
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