Grand Island, Nebraska (BFN) – Diana Looney, mother of 17 year old Jayden Looney is blaming video games for her son’s magnificent SAT scores.
“All day, all he does is sit in front of that damn tv, playing his damn video games. From his Civilization five, to his Portal 2, and that damn craft mine or whatever the heck it’s called. I’m telling ya, those games mess with young boys minds, that’s why he did so damn well on that SAT.”
Jayden, standing in the background chuckled at his mother referring to the beloved Minecraft as, craft mine. As for his SAT score, Jayden scored a perfect 1600.
“Yeah I studied a bit. I would give myself an hour to play video games and then follow that up by studying for two hours. Rinse and repeat. Video games kept me motivated.”
Overall, Jayden is an excellent student. Averaging nearly an “A” throughout his first three years in highschool.
“My mom says all I do is play video games, she probably couldn’t be anymore wrong,” Jayden laughed.
Jayden is a member of the basketball team, volunteers at the local animal shelter, and enjoys getting ice cream with his girlfriend. But that’s not to say Jayden doesn’t play video games.
“I do love video games though. They’re fun and engaging. I like solving puzzles, building things from scratch, and of course playing with my friends.”
Mrs. Looney on the other hand wished Jayden’s interests lied in other areas.
“The boy can do what he wants, but them video games are just making him smarter. Then he might get teased and he might leave mama. He should go out and shoot some guns with his cousins. He should pay more attention to his sister, she turning into a cute young thing you know?”
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