Philadelphia, PA (BFN) – Yet another villain as been spotted during the midst of the ‘bomb cyclone’ that is ravaging much of the American northeast. The latest being notorious Twilight Princess boss, Blizzeta.
This brings the count of evildoers to a total of three. Sub-Zero was last seen in New York, while Ice Man was noted to have been making his way towards Cambridge, MA.
With the deadliest snowstorm in the region ongoing we have reason to believe that this is no mere coincidence.
For the past two decades, beloved Bomberman has felt neglected by many in the gaming community.
“In recent years, nobody ever wants to talk to me or even about me! And I know it’s because of my name. I don’t even feel comfrotable introducing myself at conventions when I meet new people.”
One can hardly blame Bomberman as many realize that the word ‘bomb’ as been well…well lets just say you’d probably get your name put on a list for using that word too much.
However, in a surprising turn of events, the recent “bomb cyclone” has given Bomberman new light.
“Every news anchor is using the word bomb like its nothing! It’s great, bomb cyclone this, bombogenesis that. It’s bombtastic! Bomberman is back, baby.”
Expect Bomberman to make an explosive return in 2018!
7 Train (BFN) As reported earlier, it appears as though famed Mortal Kombat ice man Sub-Zero has attacked the North East in the form of a Bombagensis. As a response to this New York City Mayor William Di Blasio has issued a statement moments ago banning all ice type Pokémon until further notice. An excerpt from the statement is below:
…At this moment and until further notice, all ice type Pokémon will be banned from the City…this decision was met with much trepidation and may seem controversial now. It is for the betterment of the City due to their ice type abilities furthering the storms impact. More information will be provided in the coming hours.
It is unclear when the ban will end or how it will take effect. It also does not stipulate of dual types will be asked to leave as well. It is clear that this will cause a fire storm of controversy on both sides of the debate.
More on this story as it develops and make sure to be safe and not drive if you do not need to.
New York, NY (BFN) – Famed Mortal Kombat contestant, Sub-Zero has been sited wreaking havoc to the Northeast region of the United States.
One eyewitness reported,
“This man dressed in some silly blue ninja getup was spewing ice out of his hands. He kept yelling about some medallion and some Chinese restaurant, I think.”
More on this story as it develops.
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