New York, New York (BFN) – A new upcoming Spider-Man DLC is introducing an old, yet powerful organization hell-bent on destruction and misuse of power. Spider-Man will be going toe to taser with the NYPD.
The DLC is set to come out in 2021, if we make it to then.
Just days before its release, we are receiving word that Shadow of the Tomb Raider might have to possibly be pushed back a few weeks as Lara Croft is currently occupied playing Spider-Man.
Can’t say that we blame her. More as this story develops.
Coffee Stain Studios, the studio behind Goat Simulator, has just unveiled Snow Shoveling Simulator.
The game is likely a response to the complaining from many individuals in the North East, an area which was primed for a large snow storm. However, as many awoke Wednesday morning they noticed that schools were still open, offices were not closed and that their driveways were relatively snow free.
“I love shoveling snow! These crooked weathermen and their fake news!” Said, Diane Loomis, local quack.
It is with these people in mind that Snow Shoveling Simulator will appeal to the most. The game will allow you to pick from a wide array of very standard shovels and shovel as many driveways as your heart desires. The game will also be compatible with VR, which will is sure to offer a realistic experience for those snow shoveling junkies.
Philadelphia, PA (BFN) – Yet another villain as been spotted during the midst of the ‘bomb cyclone’ that is ravaging much of the American northeast. The latest being notorious Twilight Princess boss, Blizzeta.
This brings the count of evildoers to a total of three. Sub-Zero was last seen in New York, while Ice Man was noted to have been making his way towards Cambridge, MA.
With the deadliest snowstorm in the region ongoing we have reason to believe that this is no mere coincidence.
Boston, MA (BFN) – Earlier today reports surfaced, that Sub-Zero was seen running – a – muk in the northeast. Now our sources are reporting in that Ice Man, foe of Mega Man was in the region as well.
Much of the northeast is being bombarded by a ‘bomb cyclone’ and it appears that their maybe more in the works then initially suspected.
We now have reason to believe that this ‘bombogenesis’ might be part of something larger as yet another villain/anti hero with ice powers has been sited in the midst of this storm.
Furthermore, NYC Mayor, Bill de Blasio has declared a state of emergency banning all ice type Pokemon for the time being.
Check back often as this story develops.
7 Train (BFN) As reported earlier, it appears as though famed Mortal Kombat ice man Sub-Zero has attacked the North East in the form of a Bombagensis. As a response to this New York City Mayor William Di Blasio has issued a statement moments ago banning all ice type Pokémon until further notice. An excerpt from the statement is below:
…At this moment and until further notice, all ice type Pokémon will be banned from the City…this decision was met with much trepidation and may seem controversial now. It is for the betterment of the City due to their ice type abilities furthering the storms impact. More information will be provided in the coming hours.
It is unclear when the ban will end or how it will take effect. It also does not stipulate of dual types will be asked to leave as well. It is clear that this will cause a fire storm of controversy on both sides of the debate.
More on this story as it develops and make sure to be safe and not drive if you do not need to.
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