Less then an hour ago a massive brawl broke out over at the J. Edgar Hoover Elementary School, located in Woodcrest. Surprisingly, however, the skirmish was not between students, but rather between teachers.
According to our sources, a fight between first-grade teacher and avid Fortnite player, Katelin Middle erupted during recess when second-grade teacher and passionate Apex Legends player, Susan Bush started ‘jabbering’ at Ms. Middle about how superior Apex Legends is when compared to Fortnite.
Ms. Bush had apparently been ‘pestering’ Ms. Middle for several weeks. Finally, after insulting famed Fortnite streamer, Ninja, Katelin rushed Susan with the speed of a thousand rockets and proceed to pummel her. Susan was able to turn her over and reciprocate with an array of deadly blows, this according to eyewitness reports.
The two were eventually separated by a group of students. As they were being pulled apart, they yelled, “See you online!”
J. Edgar Hoover Elementary School Principal, David Douglas has suspended the teachers for two weeks without pay and took away their online privileges.
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