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Man Rage Quits From Zoom Meeting
San Francisco, CA (BFN) – George Hubert, age 29 was recently let go from his job after he rage quit during a company Zoom meeting. Hubert was sitting in on a crucial meeting with higher-ups when out of nowhere he started experiencing lag. Unable to comprehend anything from the meeting, Hubert’s frustration mounted until he finally picked up the monitor and smashed it up against the wall. Footage from the Zoom meeting reveals Hubert yelled,
“F*ck you, you stupid piece of f*cking shit”
We’ve all been there, George, we’ve all been there.
Interview with Ellie From The Last of Us 2
Recently, we had the privilege of sitting down and speaking with Ellie, the protagonist of critically acclaimed PlayStation 4 game, The Last of Us 2.
BFN: Hello Ellie, how are you? Thank you so much for joining us.
Ellie: I’m glad to be here, thanks for having me.
BFN: So it’s been almost seven years since The Last of Us was first released – what were your thoughts when you heard about the sequel.
Ellie: I always knew it was in the works. We are talking video games here and when there is a successful IP, studios usually want to see more. I was onboard as long as the original crew was coming back, there were more stories to tell, and of course if I saw the right dollar amount.
BFN: Were you at all hesitant about doing a sequel? The first one seemed to wrap up really nicely.
Ellie: I had a few reservations in the beginning, but those went away after I read the script.
BFN: How did you prepare for The Last of Us 2?
Ellie: I hit the gym quite a bit and probably ate more then I ever have. They set me up with a dietician and a trainer so I wasn’t alone.
BFN: What can you tell us about Ellie in the sequel?
Ellie: Well, for starters she’s still a badass. However, in some ways shes grown and in others not so much.
BFN: Have you had a chance to play The Last of Us 2 yet?
Ellie: No, not yet.
BFN: PS5 or Xbox Series X?
Ellie: PS5, dub.
BFN: What can you tell us about a possible The Last of Us 3?
Ellie: You’ll just have to wait and see.
BFN: Thank you so much for taking the time to speak with us, we really appreciate it!
Ellie: Of course, anytime.
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PlayStation Offers to Pay for Xbox Series X Funeral
Tokyo, Japan (BFN) – Shortly after the unveiling of the PlayStation 5, Sony PlayStation offered to pay for the funeral proceedings for the Xbox Series X.
Is this a kind gesture or just insult to injury? Let us know in the comments section.
“There Is No Such Thing As Police Brutality”, Says Stryker From Mortal Kombat
EARTHREALM (BFN) – Mortal Kombat contestant and NYPD Special Riot Control Division officer, Kurtis Stryker believes there is no such thing as police brutality.
“There is no such thing as police brutality. We only have fatalities and occasionally babalities”, Stryker tweeted.
Despite these claims, BFN has secured exclusive video capturing Stryker’s horrific police brutality in action.
For all the news you need to know, check BFN often.
PSA: Other Villagers Are Sick of Your Shit
Your Island (BFN) – We have just received word from your neighbors that they are sick of your shit.
Specifically, other villagers are fed up with all the constant changes, the noises late at night or early in the morning, year-round construction, constantly replacing villagers, the way you look at them when you are near a money tree, and how fast time goes when you’re around.
Rumors suggest that there will be a secret meeting tonight to discuss your immediate removal.
M.Bison Announces Bid for 2020 Presidential Election
Feeling right at home amongst the current candidates, M. Bison has just announced his bid for the 2020 United States Presidential Election.
According to the official Stree Fighter Wiki, M. Bison’s qualifications include the fact that he is “motivated by his own self-serving interests and lust for absolute power. He is a megalomaniacal and psychopathic dictator and terrorist who seeks to rule the world with an iron fist whilst also being universally regarded as the greatest and most powerful martial artist of all time”.
Furthermore, M. Bison possess “a vast ego and a god complex, however, Bison is physically incapable of feeling empathy for others and even takes pleasure in watching people suffer at his hands, never feeling a shred of regret or remorse for the numerous atrocities that he has committed”.
Wow, sounds familiar.
Research Shows Playing NBA 2K Is Much Safer Than Playing Real Basketball
The Driveway (BFN) – New research from the worlds foremost researchers have concluded that playing 2K is much safer than playing real basketball.
“Our top minds found that when playing NBA 2K there is no risk to the human body – as opposed to the real sport of basketball which is extremely strenuous on the body.”
For more news on NBA 2K be sure to check BFN often.
BREAKING NEWS: Blathers Fired For Sleeping On The Job
Your Island (BFN) – We have breaking news that museum curator, Blathers has just been relieved of all his duties.
The news comes from Tom Nook’s daily announcement, who cited Blathers’ propensity for sleeping on the job as the primary reason for being canned.
Rumors suggest Blathers’ sister, Celeste may take up the mantle. More as this story develops.
Fire Emblem Character Coming To ARMS So That They Can Join Super Smash Bros.
Last week during their Nintendo Direct mini, Nintendo announced an ARMS character would be joining Super Smash Bros. Ulitmate as part of the latest fighter DLC.
However, it looks like ARMS will be getting DLC in the form of a new Fire Emblem character first.
This paves the way for Nintendo to add another Fire Emblem character to Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, it’s a win-win.
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