Bottom Feeder News Headquarters (BFN) – Today we were bombarded with a slew of hateful words, words so foul that we do not wish to share them here with you.
In response to these vile comments we here at Bottom Feeder News have to say that we are so damn proud. Look Mom, we made it!
To all the other haters please send your complaints to the following address:
Mark Zuckerberg
Facebook HQ
1601 Willow Rd.
Menlo Park, CA 94025
White House (BFN) – Reports indicate that President Trump is looking to employ Fall Guys with the hope that one day they may take the fall for his next scandal.
“President Trump has reached out Mediatonic in regards to purchasing Fall Guys,” says our White House insider.
We reached out to Mediatonic, but have yet to hear back. More as this story develops.
World’s Edge (BFN) – The release of sixth season of Apex Legends was met with some controversy. Many gamers, including William Dobbs took to Twitter to voice his frustration.
“The new TTK won’t let me feel good by destroying noobs or people with jobs”, William Dobbs tweeted.
Well despite this, the 10 followers of Dobbs’ Twitch channel have confirmed having seen Dobbs playing Apex several times after the tweet.
We reached out to William for a comment, but have yet to hear back. More as this story develops.
White House (BFN) – President Trump remarked in passing that he misses cheat codes in video games and we’d have to agree! Cheat Planet and CheatCC were staples back in their heyday.
However, we have our limits. This remark from President Trump reestablishes a pattern from the President that he is indeed a cheater.
For all the news you need to know, make sure to check BFN often.
San Francisco, CA (BFN) – George Hubert, age 29 was recently let go from his job after he rage quit during a company Zoom meeting. Hubert was sitting in on a crucial meeting with higher-ups when out of nowhere he started experiencing lag. Unable to comprehend anything from the meeting, Hubert’s frustration mounted until he finally picked up the monitor and smashed it up against the wall. Footage from the Zoom meeting reveals Hubert yelled,
“F*ck you, you stupid piece of f*cking shit”
We’ve all been there, George, we’ve all been there.
BFN 
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