Bottom Feeder News Headquarters (BFN) – Today we were bombarded with a slew of hateful words, words so foul that we do not wish to share them here with you.
In response to these vile comments we here at Bottom Feeder News have to say that we are so damn proud. Look Mom, we made it!
To all the other haters please send your complaints to the following address:
Mark Zuckerberg
Facebook HQ
1601 Willow Rd.
Menlo Park, CA 94025
World’s Edge (BFN) – The release of sixth season of Apex Legends was met with some controversy. Many gamers, including William Dobbs took to Twitter to voice his frustration.
“The new TTK won’t let me feel good by destroying noobs or people with jobs”, William Dobbs tweeted.
Well despite this, the 10 followers of Dobbs’ Twitch channel have confirmed having seen Dobbs playing Apex several times after the tweet.
We reached out to William for a comment, but have yet to hear back. More as this story develops.
White House (BFN) – President Trump remarked in passing that he misses cheat codes in video games and we’d have to agree! Cheat Planet and CheatCC were staples back in their heyday.
However, we have our limits. This remark from President Trump reestablishes a pattern from the President that he is indeed a cheater.
For all the news you need to know, make sure to check BFN often.
San Francisco, CA (BFN) – George Hubert, age 29 was recently let go from his job after he rage quit during a company Zoom meeting. Hubert was sitting in on a crucial meeting with higher-ups when out of nowhere he started experiencing lag. Unable to comprehend anything from the meeting, Hubert’s frustration mounted until he finally picked up the monitor and smashed it up against the wall. Footage from the Zoom meeting reveals Hubert yelled,
“F*ck you, you stupid piece of f*cking shit”
We’ve all been there, George, we’ve all been there.
Recently, we had the privilege of sitting down and speaking with Ellie, the protagonist of critically acclaimed PlayStation 4 game, The Last of Us 2.
BFN: Hello Ellie, how are you? Thank you so much for joining us.
Ellie: I’m glad to be here, thanks for having me.
BFN: So it’s been almost seven years since The Last of Us was first released – what were your thoughts when you heard about the sequel.
Ellie: I always knew it was in the works. We are talking video games here and when there is a successful IP, studios usually want to see more. I was onboard as long as the original crew was coming back, there were more stories to tell, and of course if I saw the right dollar amount.
BFN: Were you at all hesitant about doing a sequel? The first one seemed to wrap up really nicely.
Ellie: I had a few reservations in the beginning, but those went away after I read the script.
BFN: How did you prepare for The Last of Us 2?
Ellie: I hit the gym quite a bit and probably ate more then I ever have. They set me up with a dietician and a trainer so I wasn’t alone.
BFN: What can you tell us about Ellie in the sequel?
Ellie: Well, for starters she’s still a badass. However, in some ways shes grown and in others not so much.
BFN: Have you had a chance to play The Last of Us 2 yet?
Ellie: No, not yet.
BFN: PS5 or Xbox Series X?
Ellie: PS5, dub.
BFN: What can you tell us about a possible The Last of Us 3?
Ellie: You’ll just have to wait and see.
BFN: Thank you so much for taking the time to speak with us, we really appreciate it!
Ellie: Of course, anytime.
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