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“There Is No Such Thing As Police Brutality”, Says Stryker From Mortal Kombat

EARTHREALM (BFN) – Mortal Kombat contestant and NYPD Special Riot Control Division officer, Kurtis Stryker believes there is no such thing as police brutality.

“There is no such thing as police brutality. We only have fatalities and occasionally babalities”, Stryker tweeted.

Despite these claims, BFN has secured exclusive video capturing Stryker’s horrific police brutality in action.

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