Gamer Blames Loss On Leftist Media

Tucson, Arizona (BFN) – Fred Robinson was just dealt a crushing blow in Call of Duty: Warzone. He and his squadmates were one of the two remaining teams when all of sudden they were ambushed and left utterly defeated by the enemy team. Robinson, age 35 who purchased a PlayStation 4 with his Stimulus check proceeded to blame his loss on the “leftist media”.

“Stupid leftist media and those elite liberals with their PC builds,” Robinson shouted.

His squadmates agreed and then proceeded to ready up to enter the next game.

“There Is No Such Thing As Police Brutality”, Says Stryker From Mortal Kombat

EARTHREALM (BFN) – Mortal Kombat contestant and NYPD Special Riot Control Division officer, Kurtis Stryker believes there is no such thing as police brutality.

“There is no such thing as police brutality. We only have fatalities and occasionally babalities”, Stryker tweeted.

Despite these claims, BFN has secured exclusive video capturing Stryker’s horrific police brutality in action.

For all the news you need to know, check BFN often.

NBA 2K20 COVID-19 Update To Make Game Unplayable

Rudy Gobert’s Locker Room (BFN) – In continued pursuit of making the most realistic sports game on earth, 2K sports has decided to implement a “COVID-19” update to NBA 2K20. The update, going into effect immediately, will shut down the game until further notice.

However, the NBA 2K20 COVID-19 update will allow for some content. NBA 2K20 will now allow for Snapchat conversations, player opinions, and the ability to watch old 2K matches.

For the latest news on NBA 2K20 and all the news you need to know, be sure to check back often to BFN.

The One Reason NOT To Buy Spider-Man: Game Of The Year Edition

And it’s the fact that you probably already own the game and all of its DLC content. Well that’s if you’re a sucker like me.

Spider-Man Game Of The Year Edition is available for purchase right now, both in physical and digital format.

Can’t wait for the remastered PlayStation 5 version!

President Trump Looking To Buy The Kanto Region

Pallet Town (BFN) – Today President Trump confirmed that his administration had discussed buying the entire Kanto Region from Nintendo.

Rumors of the President looking to purchase Kanto popped up on our radar early last week, but we dismissed them because we figured it was utterly ridiculous. However, speaking to reporters on the S.S. Anne, the President revealed that he indeed asked his administration to look into the possibility of acquiring the Kanto Region.

“It’s just something we’ve talked about,” said President Trump. “Nintendo essentially owns it. We’re very good allies with Nintendo. We’ve protected the Kanto Region during The Great Pokemon War, so the concept came up.”

Nintendo President responded to the President stating, “The Kanto Region is not for sale. It’s not even real.”

Activision Accidentally Dubs Call of Duty Modern Warfare Rehash as a Reboot

Activision made quite a blunder on Thursday when it unveiled the latest entry into the Call of Duty franchise. What clearly should have been labeled as a rehash has accidentally been categorized as a reboot.

Surely Activision will look to amend this as Modern Warfare is clearly a rehash.

In the meantime, check out the trailer below!

 

 

Ryan Reynolds Workout Regiment For Detective Pikachu Included Lifting One Snorlax A Day

Voice over is no easy task, especially when you are given the responsibility of bringing an iconic character such as Pikachu to life.

In order to prepare himself for this daunting role, Ryan Reynolds pushed himself to lift one Snorlax each and every single day. Now for those of you who are wondering, an average Snorlax weighs about 1,014.1 pounds.

 

But this wasn’t enough for the Deadpool actor, no Reynolds would also go onto beat every single Pokemon game under the stipulations of the Nuzlocke challenge.

Detective Pikachu is currently in theaters so be sure to check it out.

Iron Man VR To Include PTSD From Battle of New York

New Study Shows Vaccinations Can Lead To Insufferable Lag

A new study conducted by the, Improve Your Connection Bro foundation, has revealed that a much larger percentage of those who have experienced lag while playing video games have also had all of their vaccinations.

According to Dr.Baloney, ” their is a distinct connection between lag time and whether or not you received vaccinations as a child.”

Those in opposition of the study argue that the findings are trivial and a “mere coincidence”.

But Dr.Baloney stands firm on his findings. “Look it’s as clear as day, if you get vaccinated, you will also suffer from poor internet connection.”

 

Gamer Gives Up Being A D*ck To Others Online For Lent

Tucson, Arizona (BFN) – For Lent, Jared Scott, an avid gamer has vowed to give up cussing and using hate speech towards his fellow online gamers.

“My mom said I had to give up something, so I thought fuck it, why not?”

Scott informed us that he will be resuming his unpleasantness right after the holidays.