We have been able to uncover the true identity of longtime Metal Gear Solid villain, Psycho Mantis and it is none other than the founder of Facebook, Mark Zuckerberg.
Former FOXHOUND member, Psycho Mantis made his first appearance in Metal Gear Solid, back in 1998. At the time Zuckerberg would have been fourteen years old, making him the perfect age for starting an insurrection.
We got our first breakthrough when we discovered that Mantis, who had long claimed he was a psychic, was not telepathic at all. Instead, Mantis was using a highly evolved program in conjunction with machine learning in order to invade your privacy and read your memory card. After cross-referencing that program with some of the popular programs of today, we came upon one match, Facebook.
This revelation could be the final blow for the billionaire who is already under duress after his testimony regarding Facebook’s privacy concerns. Facebook has declined to comment on this issue.
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