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Bayek Fires Back At Altaïr

Last week we detailed famed assassin, Altaïr ‘s discontent with Assassin’s Creed: Origins. Well, Bayek did not take too kindly to Altaïr ‘s words and has responded saying,

“Altaïr is an ignorant fool. He may have been in the first Assassin’s Creed game, but I am the first Assassin. There is no Altaïr without Bayek,” Bayek continued, “Altaïr is a failure much like his descendant Desmond.”

Harsh words from Bayek, however he does have a point. Bayek is an assassin during the Ptolemaic period which significantly predates the third crusade, the age in which Altaïr  reigned supreme.

However the slight about Desmond is certainly a low blow, especially considering that there is a possibility that Bayek himself might be related to Desmond as well.

Make sure to check back for the latest on the Bayek, Altaïr beef.

Altaïr Pissed At Assassin’s Creed Origins

Reports from Damascus indicate that famed assassin, Altaïr has issues with the latest moniker in the Assassin’s Creed franchise.

Assassin’s Creed Origins gets its name from the fact that it is indeed an origins story intended to depict the very ‘origin’ of the conflict between the Brotherhood of Assassins and The Order of the Ancients.

However, this does not seem to matter to Altaïr as our sources indicate that Assassin is “highly offended” with the “Origins” aspect of Assassin’s Creed Origins. Apparently this has been bothering Altaïr for quite some time and he has now officially cut all ties with Ubisoft. Which is a lot better then being cut down by Altaïr.

As the “father” of the Assassins’ Creed franchise, one could hardly blame Altaïr for what he surely sees as blatant disrespect and negligence on the part of Ubisoft.

We’ve reached out to both Altaïr and Ubisoft for a word, but we’ve yet to hear back.