Satire Blogs Receives Slew of Hateful Comments From Individual Who Can’t Read Between The Lines

Bottom Feeder News Headquarters (BFN) – Today we were bombarded with a slew of hateful words, words so foul that we do not wish to share them here with you.

In response to these vile comments we here at Bottom Feeder News have to say that we are so damn proud. Look Mom, we made it!

To all the other haters please send your complaints to the following address:

Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook HQ

1601 Willow Rd.

Menlo Park, CA 94025

Facebook Offers Thoughts and Prayers For Destroying Society

Your Facebook Feed (BFN) – Today, Facebook released a statement offering their thoughts and prayers for the actions they have taken to undermine society and the democratic process.

“Our thoughts and prayers are with society, their families, and everyone effected by our intentional actions.”

We reached out to Facebook inquiring about what actions they plan to take moving forward, but they failed to respond.

Fall Guys Overtakes Baseball As America’s New Pastime

According to Sony, Fall Guys is the most downloaded PS Plus game of all time.

Gamer Continues To Play Apex Legends Despite Angrily Tweeting He’ll Never Play Again

World’s Edge (BFN) – The release of sixth season of Apex Legends was met with some controversy. Many gamers, including William Dobbs took to Twitter to voice his frustration.

“The new TTK won’t let me feel good by destroying noobs or people with jobs”, William Dobbs tweeted.

Well despite this, the 10 followers of Dobbs’ Twitch channel have confirmed having seen Dobbs playing Apex several times after the tweet.

We reached out to William for a comment, but have yet to hear back. More as this story develops.

Trump Says He Misses Cheat Codes, Leaving Us Wondering If There Is Anything He Won’t Cheat In

White House (BFN) – President Trump remarked in passing that he misses cheat codes in video games and we’d have to agree! Cheat Planet and CheatCC were staples back in their heyday.

However, we have our limits. This remark from President Trump reestablishes a pattern from the President that he is indeed a cheater.

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Gen Z Streamer With 1 Million Subscribers Can’t Figure Out How To Do Laundry