Gamer Continues To Play Apex Legends Despite Angrily Tweeting He’ll Never Play Again

World’s Edge (BFN) – The release of sixth season of Apex Legends was met with some controversy. Many gamers, including William Dobbs took to Twitter to voice his frustration.

“The new TTK won’t let me feel good by destroying noobs or people with jobs”, William Dobbs tweeted.

Well despite this, the 10 followers of Dobbs’ Twitch channel have confirmed having seen Dobbs playing Apex several times after the tweet.

We reached out to William for a comment, but have yet to hear back. More as this story develops.

BREAKING NEWS: EA REVEALS PLANS TO GATHER INFINITY STONES

Knowhere (BFN) – Earlier today, BFN intercepted a top secret email that was sent out to some of the top brass over at Electronic Arts.

The email details plans to locate and retrieve all six infinity stones. Key details include:

• EA is already in possession of the Infinity Gauntlet.
• Commander Shepard will lead this mission.
• EA will use stones to double the amount of loot boxes currently in existence.

We’ll have more on this story as it develops.

Commander Shepard Not Impressed By Black Hole

The first ever image of a black hole was released today by a consortium of researchers.

However, Commander Shepard was not so impressed.

“A picture? Please, I’ve basically been inside a black hole!”

Godspeed, Commander Shepard.

 

EA To Release Anthem Loot Box That Will Unbrick Your PS4

Over the weekend news broke that the PlayStation 4 version of Anthem was causing a slew of issues, even some consoles to completely brick.

Fortunately, EA has been quick to provide a solution. They will now be offering specially created loot boxes that may or may not contain the healing item necessary to repair your bricked console.

Loot boxes will run for $299 and must be purchased directly from EA CEO, Andrew Wilson.

Locals Find Rest of Anthem At The Bottom Of the Ocean

Portland, ME (BFN) – The rest of Anthem has been found at the bottom of the Fore River.

Local fisherman, Tommy Davis, discovered Anthem while out for his daily fishing session,

“Yeah, I come out here every day, but this has to be the weirdest thing I’ve ever caught. ” He continued, “You know it was a great tug, I thought I got something huge, but it just turned out to be this trash.”

Davis ended up throwing Anthem back into the river as, “that’s where it deserves to be.”

We’ve reached out to EA, but have yet to hear back.

 

 

 

Gamers Everywhere Take a Knee During Anthem TV Spot

Notion Of Making Complete Game Quickly Gaining Steam At EA

With the massive success of Red Dead Redemption 2, the folks over at EA were racking their brains on how they could replicate Rockstar Games’ success.

After hours spent in a cramped board room, a suggestion was offered, “What if we made a complete game?” silence ensued.

Live Look At EA Board Room

The man, who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of push back from fellow EA employees, continued, “it could even be a single player game only!” This time his suggestion was met with some mumbling. Rumors suggest that others may have even agreed with him.

Unfortunately, the board meeting came to an abrupt end when a break in was reported at the base of the Death Star.

Battlefield V – Launch Trailer Highlights…Explosions!

Fans Upset Over Level Of Customization In Battlefield V, Start Hashtag Campaign In Protest

A few days ago EA, unveiled a brand new trailer for Battlefield V, showcasing the level of customization available in the game. Watch below!

However, having this level of customization did not sit well with all the ‘true’ Battlefield fans.

“This is utter bullshit. Who needs customization,” commented a fan on YouTube.

Some took it a step further and claimed historical inaccuracy.

“Those are not the correct sandbags used in WW2!”

Others found a flaw in the game’s depiction of reality.

“Did you see the speed at which he fortified that defense! I call foul!”

These sentiments appear to be widespread as a hashtag campaign against Battlefield V,  #notnotmybattlefield, appeared late last night. As usual, the campaign began in the bowels of the Internet and can now be seen on Twitter, Facebook, and Instagram.

No word from EA or Dice on the matter.

 

 

 

 

NEWS FLASH: Bioware Still Interested In Making Money

A few days ago, IGN, Screenrant, and a few other reputable outlets reported some truly groundbreaking news. Apparently, Bioware is still interested in working on some of their most successful and profitable franchises. Titles mentioned in the report include Mass Effect and Dragon Age. In other news the sky was still reported to be blue.