Locals Find Rest of Anthem At The Bottom Of the Ocean

Portland, ME (BFN) – The rest of Anthem has been found at the bottom of the Fore River.

Local fisherman, Tommy Davis, discovered Anthem while out for his daily fishing session,

“Yeah, I come out here every day, but this has to be the weirdest thing I’ve ever caught. ” He continued, “You know it was a great tug, I thought I got something huge, but it just turned out to be this trash.”

Davis ended up throwing Anthem back into the river as, “that’s where it deserves to be.”

We’ve reached out to EA, but have yet to hear back.

 

 

 

Bungie To Start Selling, ‘Bullet Sponge’

Earlier today, Bungie shocked everyone when they announced that they will be  expanding their product line to include home hygiene products.

The first in their new line of products is the, ‘Bullet Sponge’, predominantly known for its use in Destiny.

The Bullet Sponge will release simultaneously alongside Destiny 3.