Trump Considering Fall Guys To Be The New Fall Guys

White House (BFN) – Reports indicate that President Trump is looking to employ Fall Guys with the hope that one day they may take the fall for his next scandal.

“President Trump has reached out Mediatonic in regards to purchasing Fall Guys,” says our White House insider.

We reached out to Mediatonic, but have yet to hear back. More as this story develops.

BREAKING NEWS: Blathers Fired For Sleeping On The Job

Your Island (BFN) – We have breaking news that museum curator, Blathers has just been relieved of all his duties.

The news comes from Tom Nook’s daily announcement, who cited Blathers’ propensity for sleeping on the job as the primary reason for being canned.

Rumors suggest Blathers’ sister, Celeste may take up the mantle. More as this story develops.

 

Review: Pokemon Sword & Shield Delivers Critical Hit

Unlike our, competitors, friends we’re actually not popular enough to have the game already, but maybe someday.

In the meantime, just get the game – it’s a Pokemon game, you know it’s going to be good.

Which version of the game will you be picking up?

The One Reason NOT To Buy Spider-Man: Game Of The Year Edition

And it’s the fact that you probably already own the game and all of its DLC content. Well that’s if you’re a sucker like me.

Spider-Man Game Of The Year Edition is available for purchase right now, both in physical and digital format.

Can’t wait for the remastered PlayStation 5 version!

“Pokémon Not As Fun As It Used To Be”, Says 30 Year Old Man

Warren MI (BFN) – “It’s just not the same”, lamented William Blake referring to his beloved Pokémon franchise.

“I’ve been a fan of the Pokémon games since Red and Blue, but this latest iteration,” Blake paused, “like I said, it’s just not the same.”

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Blake is referring to Pokémon Ultra Sun and Pokémon Ultra Moon. Both of these games implemented a number drastic changes to franchises, such as Z-Power and Z-Moves. As expected some fans enjoyed the changes while others like Blake did not.

However, all is not doom and gloom for the 30 year old man, who maintains a soft spot for his favorite gaming franchise, “that being said, I’m still looking forward to Pokémon Sword and Shield.”

Pokémon Sword and Shield hits stores November 15th for the Nintendo Switch.

 

 

Nintendo Announces Major Move Change For Pokémon

Williamsburg Brooklyn (BFN) Folks at Nintendo today unveiled more information regarding the upcoming Pokémon games for the Nintendo Switch. They announced various Galarian forms of Pokémon such as Zigzagoon and its evovolved form Linoone.

The most surpising one seems to be both Koeffing and Weezing getting this treatment. The new forms are gray colour versions of themselves donning mustaches and top hats. They have also gained Fairy as a secondary type.

Nintendo also announced in this new form that their trademark move Smog will be changed to Smug. Not much is known but it is speculated this move will have an air of superiority and may pair well with an IPA beer.

Pokémon Sword and Shield are set to be released this November 15th for the Nintendo Switch.

Super Smash Bros. VR To Help Remove Players Even Further From Reality

Yesterday Nintendo unveiled that Super Smash Bros. will be adding VR.

The move will undoubtedly be a huge hit among the fan base which already lacks the proper social skills to be productive members of society.

Check out the Smash VR trailer below!

Ryan Reynolds Workout Regiment For Detective Pikachu Included Lifting One Snorlax A Day

Voice over is no easy task, especially when you are given the responsibility of bringing an iconic character such as Pikachu to life.

In order to prepare himself for this daunting role, Ryan Reynolds pushed himself to lift one Snorlax each and every single day. Now for those of you who are wondering, an average Snorlax weighs about 1,014.1 pounds.

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But this wasn’t enough for the Deadpool actor, no Reynolds would also go onto beat every single Pokemon game under the stipulations of the Nuzlocke challenge.

Detective Pikachu is currently in theaters so be sure to check it out.

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