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Sly Cooper’s Tips For Holiday Shopping

Holiday shopping can be tough, especially on your wallet. That’s why we reached out to our favorite raccoon for some holiday shopping tips to make sure you get the best discount around…the five finger kind.

Here are Sly Cooper’s Tips for Holiday “Shopping”.

1) Bring a Van

Storage is key. You want to be able to bring all the stuff you get at stores back to your secret hideout.

2) Proper Gear

If you plan on succeeding, then make sure to come well equipped. You’ll need some type of camo, black paint or a mask to disguise your face, and of course a cane.

3) Friends

A heist is only as good as the people behind it. First you’ll need someone to operate the van as a getaway driver. You’ll also need someone who is good with computers. You know, hacking and all that. Both will be vital to your approach as well as your escape.

4) A Potato Sack

This will obviously be used to stash your loot.

5) Act Quick and Make Sure No One is Looking

At the very moment you “buy” your item, take a quick glance around the room to make sure no one is looking. Then stash it into you potato sack as quick as possible.

There you have it, a comprehensive guide to holiday shopping from none other then, Sly Cooper.