Local Man Goes Missing, Last Seen By Arthur Morgan

Local authorities are seeking public assistance in locating Gerald Bloom. According to Bloom’s family, he headed out early morning and never returned. He was last seen by Arthur Morgan.

Anyone with information regrading Bloom’s location should contact local authorities.

Notion Of Making Complete Game Quickly Gaining Steam At EA

With the massive success of Red Dead Redemption 2, the folks over at EA were racking their brains on how they could replicate Rockstar Games’ success.

After hours spent in a cramped board room, a suggestion was offered, “What if we made a complete game?” silence ensued.

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Live Look At EA Board Room

The man, who wishes to remain anonymous for fear of push back from fellow EA employees, continued, “it could even be a single player game only!” This time his suggestion was met with some mumbling. Rumors suggest that others may have even agreed with him.

Unfortunately, the board meeting came to an abrupt end when a break in was reported at the base of the Death Star.

Brian Kemp Attempts To Suppress Young Voters By Handing Out Free Copies of Red Dead Redemption 2

No stranger to voter suppression,  Republican Brian  Kemp’s latest attempt to suppress the right of the people involved handing out free copies of Red Dead Redemption 2.

Just outside their respective polling places, many young voters were approached by individuals who identified themselves as being part of the Kemp campaign.

“This guy came up to me, he told me he worked with Brian Kemp,” said Charles Buck, a young man who was stopped outside his designated voting place. Buck continued,  “He said if I agree not to vote, he will give me a free copy of Red Dead Redemption 2. ”

Buck admits that he was tempted but ultimately refused to give up his right to vote.

“I actually agreed to his deal, but then double-crossed him, just like a real-life cowboy. Shout out to Arthur Morgan!”

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Report: Soulcalibur Not Impressed By Red Dead Redemption II

Red Read Redemption II was released just a few days ago to universal acclaim. Many have Red Dead as one of the best games to be released this generation, if not all time. However, it appears this type of praise has drawn some hate from fellow games.

Soulcalibur, which was released about a week prior to Red Dead, took to Twitter to voice its displeasure with Western Action Adventure game.

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We’re sensing some saltiness from Soulcalibur.

 

 

 

 

 

Top Stories: 4/29 – 5/6

Holy crap, it’s already May!?

Check out the top stories from this past week!

Woman Cheats On Boyfriend, Breaks Up With Him, And Then Wrongly Blames Fortnite

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Pokémon Spotted in ‘God of War’

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Carmen Sandiego Will Be Replaced By Kawhi Leonard

Update: Spider-Man Chooses Advertisers For Spidey Suit

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New Nintendo CEO Plans To Rule With Literal Iron Fist

New Political Party: The Blades

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PSA: Arcturus Mengsk Declares Himself Emperor

Watch As God of War Gets Its First Bad Review