The Internet gathered together last night at an undisclosed location to once again sharpen their guillotine. The meeting was in preparation for the beheading of streaming giant, Tyler ‘Ninja’ Blevins, who once again finds himself at the center of controversy. This time it for his questionable decision to cut carbs from his diet.
“I don’t eat carbs anymore,” Ninja told us when we harassed asked him at a recent event.
This proclamation is certainly surprising to hear. For all intents and purposes, Ninja seems to be in good health, unless of course, your consider the shade his hair has turned. But above all, who can resist carbs!
“They are making me feel bloated, sluggish, and I’m even gaining some weight,” Ninja added.
Research has shown that an excessive amount of carbs, specifically refined carbs can have a negative impact on one’s health.
According to our sources, the sharpening of the guillotine went smoothly, with the usual jury of twitter followers also present. However, the guillotine operator did recommend to the Internet that it look into purchasing a new machine soon, as the current one was significantly over its recommended use.
Of course, with the sharpening of the guillotine also came the inevitable opinions portion of the program. The always bloodthirsty Internet had various takes on Ninja’s decision to exclude carbs from his life. Opinions ranged from those who believed that carbs were ultimately to blame, while others accused Ninja of being a foodist.
One prominent YouTuber, Carbs4lyfe, tweeted, “It’s already extremely difficult for carbs to exist when everyone is trying to get healthy. Having a prominent streamer say he is cutting out carbs is problematic to us. Why don’t you use the huge audience/platform you worked to achieve to support all movements, including carbs!”
Fellow Internet personality, Jordan Nagam, known for her prominence in something that ultimately anyone can do, defended Ninja by tweeting,
“I don’t blame Ninja. He can choose to eat whatever food he wants, it’s his diet!”
Ninja has yet to comment on the Internets reactions, Additionally, there is no word yet as to where and when the beheading will take place.
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