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Breaking: White House To Start Developing and Publishing Video Games
Washington D.C. (BFN) – We have just received word that the White House will now develop and publish their very own line of video games.
A surprising move from an administration that once blamed the medium for enabling some of America’s deadliest mass shootings.
However, some analysts believe this is an attempt by the Trump Administration to bring in revenue to build, ‘the wall’.
More on this story as it develops.
Sweet Tooth Asked To Leave Ice Cream Parlor
Sunsprings, CA (BFN) – We have received word that Twisted Metal protagonist, Sweet Tooth was asked to leave a local ice cream parlor.
On Tuesday night, the owner of Two Scoops and One Cup, a popular destination for ice cream located in the heart of Sunsprings was taken back when he saw Sweet Tooth approach his place of business.
“I saw Mr. Tooth pull up in his stolen ice cream truck and I knew I had to make an important decision. As a business owner, I don’t want to deny service to anyone, it goes against everything I believe in. However, Mr. Tooth has made his stance on ice cream and ice cream parlors extremely clear,” said Ben Frosty, owner of Two Scoops and One Cup.
Fortunately, the situation did not escalate, which considering Sweet Tooth, is quite a blessing.
“I stopped Sweet Tooth just outside the door,” Mr. Frosty said to us as he pointed to the store’s entrance. “I was prepared for the worst, but I knew I had to stand up for my fellow ice cream lovers. I informed him [Sweet Tooth] that we were unwilling to serve him and asked politely if he would leave. He complied. ”
Brave actions from Mr. Frosty, however one wonders what sort of precedent he as set by denying service to someone based on their past actions.
Update: White House Bans NBA 2K
Washington, D.C. (BFN) – We have just received word that the Trump Administration plans to permanently ban NBA 2K from entering the White House.
The move is likely a response to a new feature in NBA 2K19 that will allow players to skip the traditional White House visit.
The move from the Trump Administration is unprecedented as it is the first time a President has personally banned an inanimate object from entering the White House.
The news has been a major disappointment to the plethora of White House interns who partake in the Association Mode while “getting coffee”. One intern commented, “Guess we gotta get NBA Live now”.
We have reached out to the White House, but have yet to hear back.
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