The powers that be decided that the Mount Rushmore segment should be a weekly affair, so here we are with the new and improved Monday Mount Rushmore (patent pending). It will be the same format where this site will objectively rank the four best of a particular topic.
This week will be the Mount Rushmore of Tamriel races. This comes on the eve of a spectacular Nintendo direct in which it was announced Elders Scroll V: Skyrim will he shouting its way to the Nintendo Switch. Without further ado, here are the four best races in Skyrim.*
NORDS: Ah yes, the true sons and daughters of Skyrim. They are strong, fair skinned humans that call Skyrim their home. They are led by the true High King to Skyrim, Ulfric Stormcloak. They are the most gifted and intelligent race as well as fair and caring. They fight for their homeland while the evil Aldmeri Dominion seek to destroy their land.
REDGUARD: Up next are the proud warriors of Hammerfell. They are strong, less fair skinned humans that are born to fight and do not back down. With their skill set they will often hire themselves as mercenaries to make a septim or two.
BRETONS: The next race on this list are the Bretons of High Rock. They are believed to be the half breed of mighty Nords and questionable High Elves. They are a race of magic users and their ability to do cheap parlor tricks are known all throughout Tamriel.
EVERY OTHER RACE* (EXCEPT HIGH ELVES): Honestly the rest of the races are tied for last so they can all make this list. You have backstabbing Imperials, a slew of lowlife Elf races, as well as shifty, no good furry Khajiits and some scaly Argonian lizard people (if you can call them that).
*ASIDE: The High Elves are the only race to not make it on this list. They are the scourge of Tamriel. They are cunning and are looking to destroy all that is sacred in the name of Aldmeri Dominion. They are a curse on Tamriel and would be better served if they were to leave and never come back.
You must be logged in to post a comment.