Tekken’s King of Iron Fist Tournament To Proceed Despite COVID-19

Mishima Dojo (BFN) – We have received word from an official Tekken spokesperson that this years King of Iron Fist Tournament will proceed as usual despite the COVID-19 outbreak.

“If you’re concerned about a virus then you probably shouldn’t be joining this tournament to begin with”, said the spokesperson.

Let us know in the comments who you think will get thrown off the cliff this year.

Mueller Indictment Names Vladimir Makarov, Olga Gurlukovich And A Few Others

Last week, Robert Muller and the Special Counsel Investigation released an indictment charging 13 Russian citizens. We caught a glimpse of the indictment and have released the names of the Russians involved in the attempted undermining of the United States below:

Olga Gurlukovich

Psycho Mantis

Revolver Ocelot

Sergei Dragunov

Sofia

Vladimir Makarov

Zangief

Zarya

Bonus Mount Rushmore: Bobsled Team

With the Olympics upon us and everyone caught up in the thrilling finishes and heartbreak. It got us to thinking: what is the perfect bobsled team of the video game world?

This bonus Mount Rushmore will tackle that question and provide the perfect bobsled team that would capture gold (and our hearts).

Bob (Tekken): It’s in his name, it’s in his blood, it’s in his size. Bob would make the perfect anchor allowing for top speed and stability. Only question is: can he keep pace to get on the sled?

Dovahkiin (Skyrim): Every team needs a hero and we fill that quota here. Their ability to change race, gender and size gives this team an advantage with adaptibility and skill sets. Also the caveat; a well timed Fus Ro Dah can give a crucial boost to the sled.

Luigi (Super Mario Franchise): This team will need a veteran bobsleder and Luigi can provide insight and techniques to mastering the sled. He has been doing it since Mario Party 2 and will be a valuable asset to the team. There was much debate between him and his brother but we leaned on height and being a team player as the deciding factors to choose Luigi as our third sledder.

Connor (Assassin’s Creed 3): He’s silent and deadly, clam and careful. A man of the land and of his people. Captain of a ship and a revolution. A perfect candidate to steer our ship or better yet sled.

There you have it!

Let us know your own team!

Top Stories 2/4 – 2/11

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Nintendo Labo Meet Sony Stabo

 

Breaking News: Zangief Banned from Street Fighter V: Arcade Edition

 

Official EVO 2018 List

 

Twitch Deemed As A Nuclear Wasteland

 

Himalayan Miners Look Elsewhere for Salt