Washington D.C. (BFN) – A scary incident this morning as NORAD mistook an 11-year-olds PlayStation 4 for an F-16 Fighter Jet.
“We picked up a sonic wave coming from the D.C. metro area. The noise was akin to enemy fighter jets.”
Fortunately, Just before NORAD scrambled their own fighter jets, it was uncovered the noise was actually stemming from your average PlayStation 4.
Turns out neighborhood boy Dylan Reiley was just installing his early copy of Ghosts of Tsushima.
Tokyo, Japan (BFN) – Shortly after the unveiling of the PlayStation 5, Sony PlayStation offered to pay for the funeral proceedings for the Xbox Series X.
Is this a kind gesture or just insult to injury? Let us know in the comments section.
Feeling right at home amongst the current candidates, M. Bison has just announced his bid for the 2020 United States Presidential Election.
According to the official Stree Fighter Wiki, M. Bison’s qualifications include the fact that he is “motivated by his own self-serving interests and lust for absolute power. He is a megalomaniacal and psychopathic dictator and terrorist who seeks to rule the world with an iron fist whilst also being universally regarded as the greatest and most powerful martial artist of all time”.
Furthermore, M. Bison possess “a vast ego and a god complex, however, Bison is physically incapable of feeling empathy for others and even takes pleasure in watching people suffer at his hands, never feeling a shred of regret or remorse for the numerous atrocities that he has committed”.
Wow, sounds familiar.
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