Umbrella Corporation Working Diligently On COVID-19 Vaccine

Raccoon City (BFN) – We have received word that the world renowned, Umbrella Corporation is working long and hard on securing a vaccine for COVID-19.

“Obviously we have the experience and resources to combat this strand of the coronavirus and we will do everything in our power to eradicate this virus”, said an Umbrella Corporation spokesperson too BottomFeederNews.

Seems like we can all rest easy knowing that Umbrella Corporation is on the job…