My Country (BFN) – The console wars have begun and one Xbox Series X whose mother never loved him hurled a cruel and ultimately asinine insult towards the Sony PlayStation 5. We screen grabbed the tweet before it was deleted.
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Facebook Gaming Looking To Sign Donald Trump As He Exemplifies Facebook’s Values
New York, NY (BFN) – Just a few days ago, Twitch suspended President Trump citing “hateful conduct”, now Facebook is looking to swoop in and offer the President a lucrative deal that would let him stream exclusively with Facebook Gaming.
“The President aligns perfectly with what we believe here at Facebook,” said a Facebook spokesperson who had a gun pointed to her head by Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg.
No word yet on whether President Trump will make the switch over to Facebook Gaming, but be sure to check BottomFeederNews often for the latest on all the news you need to know.
President Trump’s Favorite Video Games
As you are well aware, we here at Bottom Feeder News are all about hard hitting journalism. As such, we have poured hundreds of hours into investigating and several minutes into compiling a list of President Trump’s top five favorite video games. They are as follows:
Ethnic Cleansing is a first person shooter created by the American white supremacist organization, National Alliance. No need to explain why this tops the list as Trump’s favorite game. 
President Trump has actually never played this game, he’s just a really big fan of the title.
A game President Trump still plays every single night. He is particularity fond of Night Trap because of its gratuitous violence and sexual aggression against women.
Donald Trump’s Real Estate Tycoon
Our investigation revealed that President Trump doesn’t actually like playing this game, especially since he is terrible at real estate, but he prefers to just stare at the cover so that he can look at himself. 
President Trump has really taken a liking to Comstock and Columbia. Comstock has even invited Trump to come visit him and Columbia.
Let us know your thoughts on President Trump’s favorite video games in the comment section below.
Comstock Invites Trump To Live In Columbia
Founder and leader of Columbia, Zachary Hale Comstock has extended an offer to President Trump to come live with him in the floating city in the sky.
Comstock stated, “President Trump would enjoy our way of life”. Of that we have no doubt, Comstock.
No word yet on whether President Trump will take Comstock up on his offer.
PlayStation Offers to Pay for Xbox Series X Funeral
Tokyo, Japan (BFN) – Shortly after the unveiling of the PlayStation 5, Sony PlayStation offered to pay for the funeral proceedings for the Xbox Series X.
Is this a kind gesture or just insult to injury? Let us know in the comments section.
“There Is No Such Thing As Police Brutality”, Says Stryker From Mortal Kombat
EARTHREALM (BFN) – Mortal Kombat contestant and NYPD Special Riot Control Division officer, Kurtis Stryker believes there is no such thing as police brutality.
“There is no such thing as police brutality. We only have fatalities and occasionally babalities”, Stryker tweeted.
Despite these claims, BFN has secured exclusive video capturing Stryker’s horrific police brutality in action.
For all the news you need to know, check BFN often.
New Spider-Man DLC Let’s You Take on Deadly Organization, The NYPD
New York, New York (BFN) – A new upcoming Spider-Man DLC is introducing an old, yet powerful organization hell-bent on destruction and misuse of power. Spider-Man will be going toe to taser with the NYPD.
The DLC is set to come out in 2021, if we make it to then.
PSA: Other Villagers Are Sick of Your Shit
Your Island (BFN) – We have just received word from your neighbors that they are sick of your shit.
Specifically, other villagers are fed up with all the constant changes, the noises late at night or early in the morning, year-round construction, constantly replacing villagers, the way you look at them when you are near a money tree, and how fast time goes when you’re around.
Rumors suggest that there will be a secret meeting tonight to discuss your immediate removal.
M.Bison Announces Bid for 2020 Presidential Election
Feeling right at home amongst the current candidates, M. Bison has just announced his bid for the 2020 United States Presidential Election.
According to the official Stree Fighter Wiki, M. Bison’s qualifications include the fact that he is “motivated by his own self-serving interests and lust for absolute power. He is a megalomaniacal and psychopathic dictator and terrorist who seeks to rule the world with an iron fist whilst also being universally regarded as the greatest and most powerful martial artist of all time”.
Furthermore, M. Bison possess “a vast ego and a god complex, however, Bison is physically incapable of feeling empathy for others and even takes pleasure in watching people suffer at his hands, never feeling a shred of regret or remorse for the numerous atrocities that he has committed”.
Wow, sounds familiar.
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