BREAKING NEWS: Blathers Fired For Sleeping On The Job

Your Island (BFN) – We have breaking news that museum curator, Blathers has just been relieved of all his duties.

The news comes from Tom Nook’s daily announcement, who cited Blathers’ propensity for sleeping on the job as the primary reason for being canned.

Rumors suggest Blathers’ sister, Celeste may take up the mantle. More as this story develops.