Your Island (BFN) – We have breaking news that museum curator, Blathers has just been relieved of all his duties.
The news comes from Tom Nook’s daily announcement, who cited Blathers’ propensity for sleeping on the job as the primary reason for being canned.
Rumors suggest Blathers’ sister, Celeste may take up the mantle. More as this story develops.
After being released by the Oakland Raiders it didn’t take long for Antonio Brown to land back on his feet. PlayStation just announced, that Mr. Brown will be the new mascot of their beloved Twisted Metal franchise.
Many see this as a good fit as Twisted Metal was formerly represented by Sweet Tooth, another clown.
Rumor suggests Antonio Brown as already received a mysterious letter from an identity simply known as, Calypso.
Warren MI (BFN) – “It’s just not the same”, lamented William Blake referring to his beloved Pokémon franchise.
“I’ve been a fan of the Pokémon games since Red and Blue, but this latest iteration,” Blake paused, “like I said, it’s just not the same.”
Blake is referring to Pokémon Ultra Sun and Pokémon Ultra Moon. Both of these games implemented a number drastic changes to franchises, such as Z-Power and Z-Moves. As expected some fans enjoyed the changes while others like Blake did not.
However, all is not doom and gloom for the 30 year old man, who maintains a soft spot for his favorite gaming franchise, “that being said, I’m still looking forward to Pokémon Sword and Shield.”
Pokémon Sword and Shield hits stores November 15th for the Nintendo Switch.
Yesterday Nintendo unveiled that Super Smash Bros. will be adding VR.
The move will undoubtedly be a huge hit among the fan base which already lacks the proper social skills to be productive members of society.
Check out the Smash VR trailer below!
With the Nintendo Switch breaking sales records left and right, this console generation is proving a mammoth success for the Kyoto-based manufacturer. And by one account, they’re far from finished. Our source who is definitely not an uncle who works at the company’s American division has stated that Nintendo are pooling their efforts into new hardware. In accordance with the late Gunpei Yokoi’s philosophy of ‘lateral thinking with withered technology’ this new console will be controlled by a yo-yo-shaped instrument.
The controller in question is gyroscopic to allow for motion controls. It also lights up to let you know when you’ve been playing for too long, among other features. You can also converse with it in lieu of other artificial intelligence devices like Amazon’s Alexa. Nintendo hope that this feature will enable feedback that will allow them to improve on later editions, such as multi-coloured yo-yos or mildly offensive accents.
Authorities have confirmed, Youngster Trainer, has been reported missing.
According to our sources, the young boy did not return home after a late night of training.
Youngster Trainer was last seen along Route 3 of the Kanto Region. If you have any information on his whereabouts please inform Officer Jenny.
A miracle has occurred within our very midst. Last week, a young man was trapped beneath a four ton vehicle. Officers and first responders were struggling to rescue this individual, when a bystander saw an exciting announcement on their phone. Overcome with joy, they exclaimed, “Holy crap! Animal Crossing is coming to the Switch?!”
Beneath the car, the young man went through a powerful transformation. “There was just this overwhelming strength coursing through me,” he claims, “It was crazy.”
He was able to lift the car, only a few inches. The first responders, however, noticed what was happening and encouraged the bystander to tell the man more.
“It’s coming out in 2019! The trailer looked great! Tom Nook is there!”
Soon, the young man had lifted the four ton car above his head as though it was nothing. What an amazing feat! When he learned that there were no further details at the time, he put the car down and cried.
Monopoly may be a relic of the past to some readers, but for us veterans, it is a reminder of how people are monsters. Overcooked 2 has now become Monopoly for the next generation. While working together is the main strategy of the game, we can guarantee that within two hours of gameplay, you and your player 2 will be sick of each other. Whether it be accidentally bumping one another off of the map, burning a dish, or forgetting to plate the last meal before the timer runs out, you and your partner will be screaming at each other for lack of skill.
The reality is, if you can’t cooperate, you won’t do well at all, which just means that Overcooked 2 is setting you up for failure. It’s still super fun, though! You just have to ask yourself, “Is this worth my relationship with my friend?” The answer is yes. Yes, it is.
The increase in demand for graphics cards has caused drastic measures for companies to produce cards that will be bought by gamers rather than miners. Nvidia has bought out New Donk City and plans to level it in order to create dozens of factories that will produce GTX 1060, 1070, 1070ti, 1080, and 1080ti’s.
Mario Odyssey players around the globe are furious. They feel as if they are having content stripped from them that they have either already played, or they have already paid for. Those gamers who also enjoyed Destiny 2 are having flashbacks and some have even been sent to mental institution to recover from their traumatic experiences.
We hope that the mining will slow down, and gamers will be able to enjoy their full and complete games that they have paid for soon.l
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