Tom Nook was arrested last night by the Chicago PD for embezzling funds from locals, with promise of a house in a new campsite he was building.
“I didn’t quite get why a raccoon wanted my money, but he seemed trustworthy and promised me a house, so I gave him some money.” A victim of the raccoon’s stated. “He got mad when I handed him paper money, demanding that I pay him in bells, but I didn’t have any bells on me.”
Tom Nook is not a local of Chicago, but was in the Windy City in hopes of furthering his mortgaging business.
“He offered to hire me part-time in his store, but I didn’t think I would fit inside of a tiny store like that. Plus, he only offered to pay me in bells, but bells are only for the holidays.” Another victim stated.
Two other younger raccoons were found to be working with our offender, following around Nook’s victims and offering to sell them items from their store.
“It’s odd that these raccoons spoke English,” stated an officer working on the case
Nook was taken into custody for further questioning and has a court date set later this month, with a deportation date soon after. The younger raccoons were sent home to their mother, as they were found to be juveniles.
We reached out to Nook for further comment, but have yet to hear back from him.
We hope that this raccoon can sort out his life and get back on the right track.
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