Video Game Characters Better Than Chole Dykstra’s Unnamed Absuer

Chole Dykstra, online personality and cosplayer, has revealed that a former boyfriend had been mentally, emotionally, and sexually abusive to her throughout a three year relationship.

Given Dykstra’s public persona, many have named fellow Internet/TV personality, Chris Hardwick, as the alleged abuser. However, BFN has not independently confirmed these allegations.

Regardless, we have compiled a definitive list of individuals who are far better than, Hardwick Ms. Dykstra’s alleged abuser (we got you, Chloe).

M. Bison (Street Fighter):

He takes on people in fights fairly and has his own money.

Dr. “Eggman” Robotnik (Sonic):

He built robots for animals to look out for them.

Psycho Mantis (Metal Gear Solid):

He may be psychotic but is honest about it and secluded himself to Shadow Moses.

Albert Wesker (Resident Evil):

He actually runs a successful business with talented workers. Leaves personal matters out of the work place.

Sweet Tooth (Twisted Metal):

He may be a crazy clown but at least he can make people laugh.

Nathan Drake (Uncharted):

He never married for money and was always honest with his female companions.