Video Game Characters Better Than Chole Dykstra’s Unnamed Absuer

Chole Dykstra, online personality and cosplayer, has revealed that a former boyfriend had been mentally, emotionally, and sexually abusive to her throughout a three year relationship.

Given Dykstra’s public persona, many have named fellow Internet/TV personality, Chris Hardwick, as the alleged abuser. However, BFN has not independently confirmed these allegations.

Regardless, we have compiled a definitive list of individuals who are far better than, Hardwick Ms. Dykstra’s alleged abuser (we got you, Chloe).

M. Bison (Street Fighter):

He takes on people in fights fairly and has his own money.

Dr. “Eggman” Robotnik (Sonic):

He built robots for animals to look out for them.

Psycho Mantis (Metal Gear Solid):

He may be psychotic but is honest about it and secluded himself to Shadow Moses.

Albert Wesker (Resident Evil):

He actually runs a successful business with talented workers. Leaves personal matters out of the work place.

Sweet Tooth (Twisted Metal):

He may be a crazy clown but at least he can make people laugh.

Nathan Drake (Uncharted):

He never married for money and was always honest with his female companions.

Destiny 2: The Taken Queen Accidentally Revealed

Just a few days prior to the release of the highly anticipated Destiny 2, reports have surfaced regarding the title for one of the games potential expansions.

The leak suggests that the title will be “The Taken Queen”, indicating some connection to “The Taken King”, a popular expansion for the first Destiny game.

If reports are true, then it is safe to assume that “The Taken Queen” will act similarly to “The Taken King”. That is, “The Taken Queen” will be a far superior product that will fleshed out, contain more content, and be more affordable.